Monday, June 28, 2010


It's official. I woke up this morning and I had three red dots in a perfectly straight line about a centimeter apart. I took the dots as proof that I really am interacting with an alien species against my will and without memory. I tried to take a picture of the markings, but due to the craptastic quality of my cell phone camera, it only came out as a giant red blur. It was also a little too close to parts of my anatomy that really don't need to be on the internet. ...which leads me to wonder what other experiements may have been done to me in my sleep.

I think that whatever the aliens did to me involved an injection of some sort because the area around the red dots have swollen into tiny bumps and are quite itchy. I also noticed that the creatures did not make a completely unnoticed exit, as there is a small hole in the screen of the window next to my bed. They must have morphing abilities beyond our own comprehension. In addition to all of this, I think I have found an link between alien encounters and other paranormal phenomena. It is a common occurence in the ghostie world to have an infestation of bugs in highly active areas. This also seems to be the case with my alien encounter, as there is a small family of mosquitos now living in my room. They must have some instinctual tie to alien scents.

I will continue to give detailed updates as they come. And if I end up pregnant with a hybrid creature, I'm naming it Spock.


  1. Hmmm, either you should call Billy The Exterminator, or we should all accept that Mars Needs Women.

  2. three dots in a row is not good,, most likely your buddies are BED BUGS !! they bite three in a row.. Better be looking at the creases in the matress.

  3. Really?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! It better not be bed bugs. Well, I haven't had any since then, hopefully it was just a coincidence. Yikes.