Monday, May 14, 2012

Paranormal Highlights: A Recap

It's been awhile since my last post. In all honesty, my "sabbatical" was on purpose and with good reason. As anyone involved in the field knows, paranormal drama manifests itself more often than any actual entities and I needed a breather. But I've taken my deep breath and am jumping back in cannonball style and hoping to not be eaten by sharks. And while my K2 will continue to stay on the shelf a little longer, I thought I'd bless the world with my poor and pointless ramblings once again. In personal news, since I have left the following changes have been made: my email address is now and my blog subscribers has increased by 1.

However, some things have changed in the internet and paranormal world around me so I did some research on the events since I left...

*Of course the news that has everyone abuzz: Grant Wilson has left Ghost Hunters, a blow to fans everywhere.

Watch his last show this week on SyFy

*Amy Bruni is pregnant. A blow to male ghost hunter fans everywhere.

*Facebook has a new layout and it sucks.

*I'm still getting added to facebook groups I have no interest in despite my many pleas to stop. Seriously, cut the shit.

*"Breading" has become all the internet rage. This of course is when people put their cat's head through a loaf of bread.

*We still haven't found Bigfoot.

*The Booth Brothers are still wearing whacky hats.

*I still don't know how to make pictures smaller

*Still no chupacabra.

*Scott Gruenwald continues to make us laugh with his paranormal parodies.

*And sadly, an investigator in North Carolina was killed while investigating a "ghost train" on the anniversary of a tragic crash. Please exercise safe investigating!

Now that I'm all caught up and back in the loop, stay tuned for more bad reviews and sarcastic sightings!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Extreme UFO Video

This was just brought to my attention via facebook. I would love to hear what people think of this video either via comment or through my email:

The theory that is presented through the caller (former Area 51 worker) is one that I have heard before (in fact, on this radio show I believe), but I just don't know how to take it.

Some of the video footage looks very fake and the message seems to be a little over the top, but then again... I just don't know. Reminds me of "Incident at Exeter" (not far from my house BTW).

Here goes.

Let me know your thoughts.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Spontaneous Combustion

I just made myself an adult beverage by combining:


and after taking a drink and not tasting any alocohol, I added more. And more. After still not tasting anything I thought, "Wow. This is dangerous".

Then I got to the bottom. Apparently my boy Jerry doesn't automatically mix as well as his Naval superior Captain Morgan. I was holding my drink and shuffled in my socks down to my bedroom and grabbed the doorknob. Immediately following the static shock, I kid you not, the drink burst into flames.

I apologize now for any future facebook statuses, myspace rants, and twatty tweets. It's going to be an ineresting night.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Surprise... Butt Sex?

This is my actual horoscope via Twitter for today...

(I wish I was making this up)...

"Sexy Venus is flirting with Uranus in your sign today, tempting you to say yes before you even know where you're going.

You may be seeing green lights, but keep in mind that things could change instantaneously if you don't stay aware of everything that's happening around you. Avoid any unpleasant surprises by focusing on the present moment throughout the entire day, instead of always thinking about what's next."

Listen Twitter...

A. Exit only.

B. Maybe YOU should focus less on my sex life and more on the fact that "ParanormalBlacktivity" is actually a trending topic at the moment.

Green light my ass... Wait, no.

Monday, February 28, 2011

New Moth Man Movie!

I cannot wait to see this.

Three Chimneys Inn Event in NH!!

Three Chimneys Inn Event in Durham NH
April 22nd and 23rd

Come investigate this historical (and very active) inn!

Come and learn the history and haunts of this 1649 Inn and see why it is considered one of New Hampshire’s most haunted hotels!!

Event will include a lecture and introduction to the world of paranormal investigation brought to you by Jeff and Lisa of Northern Paranormal Research Society and Chris ("Haunted New Hampshire") and "Haley Haunted" (that's me!) of Chronicles of the Haunted... well as exclusive access to the hotel for an overnight investigation!!

Event tickets are $50 for the lecture and investigation and dinner tickets CAN be purchased separately if you are not planning to stay at the Inn.


The rooms look like this...

My room has an actual knight in it and many of the rooms have jacuzzis.

Just sayin.

Event tickets can be purchased HERE.

To book your room for the event, please contact them at
(603)868-7800 or (888)399-9777

Friday, February 4, 2011

Paranormal Mystery in Manchester, N.H.

Paranormal Mystery. Manchester NH.

Why is there an overwhelming smell of burnt toast on the Bridge Street Bridge every single morning?

Every morning.

These are my predictions:

Either I am smelling the residual haunting of a mill building from the industrial era of Manchester who's furnaces were fueled by croutons or...

someone in "little Puertirico" is burning a shitload of toast.

What the hell.