Saturday, April 2, 2011

Spontaneous Combustion

I just made myself an adult beverage by combining:


and after taking a drink and not tasting any alocohol, I added more. And more. After still not tasting anything I thought, "Wow. This is dangerous".

Then I got to the bottom. Apparently my boy Jerry doesn't automatically mix as well as his Naval superior Captain Morgan. I was holding my drink and shuffled in my socks down to my bedroom and grabbed the doorknob. Immediately following the static shock, I kid you not, the drink burst into flames.

I apologize now for any future facebook statuses, myspace rants, and twatty tweets. It's going to be an ineresting night.

1 comment:

  1. Way to go! You may have just solved the gas crisis!
    And speaking of gas, I wouldn't drive for a while!